The first post of the year.

Just post for the sake of posting, haha. So don't expect any content here.

Okay lah, let me tell you some cold jokes so that you all will be frozen (your brain too, just like getting a brain freeze after drinking 7 eleven's slurpee). As a result of being frozen, you will not be able to move (including hands) and you all should thank me for that because you will not feel frustrated as without moving your hands, you cannot use the mouse and hence cannot use the computer, which leads to you not being able to view my blog. So even if I never update my blog for one day, 1 month, 1 year, 10 years, or maybe a century, you all will not complain about my blog never update at all because you all won't even whether or not I got update. I know you may have other plans to know whether i got update or not, like 1. asking others to check for you. But no point, you are frozen, how to speak, 2. using eye signal, but also no point your whole body is already frozen and that includes your eyes. 3. Ah, you must be thinking, why not use telepathy, but also no point, remember brain freeze( refer to the earlier part this post if you forget, because I did mention it).

But stop dreaming lah (if you believe what I metioned in the earlier paragraph), jokes can cause people to freeze? Siao! Gila! If really can ah, then fridge and aircon companies and evennn also snow city can close down already. Since jokes cannot freeze people, I will just forget about posting a joke here. Sorry hor, waste your time reading so much to find the joke but unable to. My sincere apologises.